Total Medals Earned: 674 (From 160 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,990 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/145 points)
Kill the flying pig!
Collect "PIGS" for the first time.
Follow Deathink!
Complete 15 levels.
Complete 29 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/270 points)
Completed "The City" on easy difficulty
Completed "The Hills" on easy difficulty
Completed "The Hills" on normal difficulty
Completed "The Cave" on easy difficulty
Completed "The City" on normal difficulty
Completed "The Mountain" on easy difficulty
Completed "The Cave" on normal difficulty
Completed "The Mountain" on normal difficulty
Completed "The Summit" on easy difficulty
Completed "The Summit" on normal difficulty
Completed a full timed run
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 15/21 (400/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
reach space
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get the clock
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/65 points)
3x dead
First time dead
Completing a level without accident
Use a chainsaw
Help Harry find his way home
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/410 points)
Master the game's basic controls
Kill at least sixteen insects
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/500 points)
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 8/20 (80/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Kill a construction worker
Achieve the inevitable
Have you tried eating less fiber
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/280 points)
Cute cat, hisses when petted.
Friendly dog, tore previous owner to shreds.
Ferocious Bear! Probably of Russian Origin.
Sad Frog. Might be gay.
Crazy Horse! Will stomp your face!
Gas escaping or forcefully pushed from the inside of anal cavity.
A feral monkey, probably the original incubator of the HIV virus.
A genius creature so filthy, religions won't eat it.
A savage donkey, responsible for the death of hundreds of villagers. Never apprehended for fear of donkey death.